The n00bketeers

n00bketeers Episode 14

Noob — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:58:06 +0000

Last week may have been unlucky thirteen (which proved true), however 14 seems to be the n00bs lucky number. I would choose this as my personal favorite podcast that we’ve done, and no small reason for that is due to the fact that we have Vagary.tv’s very own host of the Game Over podcast, Javi Rodriguez! Of course we have your host Beezball, and the regular cast of Britt and Foz to spitball and argue over such unimportant issues such as when Foz should come up to meet me to go to a concert.

Tune in for plenty of fresh news from Nintendos summit, and some spoiler free impressions of what we think of heavy rain! I hope you enjoy the new episode of the n00bketeers.

William Milby, Brittney Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi.

Table of Contents:

Gaming News (04:18)
Fozzy Gets Robbed (07:45)
Our Wal-Mart Stores (21:15)
Britt and Mr. Jaffe (46:55)
Reggie “Feels On Me” (48:41)
Reader Mail! (50:28)
AFTOHSIX isn’t white! (57:22)
Sticking daggers up Javi’s…. (1:10:00)
Holy Balls! song/Recommedations (1:16:30)
Blog of the Week! (1:31:27)
Jason… Jason! Jay-son (1:39:57)

Music:

Intro Eiffel 65 – My Console

song 1 Kazakh – Strider

Song 2 Level 5 – Blaster Master

Song 3 Pure Black, or Marbles and Cream? by Red Tailed Fox and the Prophet of Mephisto (OCRemix)

Song 4 Wild West – Loser Tune

Song 5 Holy Balls by Beezball (As heard on Gamescoop 30 and 50 by Yours Truly)

Outro Wallachian Prince by Grant Kirkhope (OCRemix)

n00bketeers Episode 13

Noob — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:00:27 +0000

Finally after a weeks break, the n00bs are back with this stunning (yeah right) return to the aural canals of our listeners. Like promised from the last episode, Napoleon1066 is a guest on this podcast (he does a great job of keeping the Foz insults flowing), and of course we have all our usual segments such as reader mail, recent news and blog of the week. Don’t forget to tune in next week as we’ll be back on our regular recording schedule.

And make sure to check out all the other great stuff on Vagary.tv as well!

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi.

Song Credits

Hired Guns: Title Song

Ed the Duck: Song 2

Chrono Trigger (OCRemix): The Incredible Singing Robot by Start Salzman

Wonderboy in Monsterland: Unknown

Final Fantasy VII (OCRemix): Son of Chaos

n00bketeers Episode 12

Noob — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 21:08:23 +0000

Great holy balls of fire! We’re back this week with my little brother Jess as our guest, we’ve got lots of worthy news to talk about, a new segment (complete with a change to another). On another topic, I (Beez) was not feeling up to snuff to host the podcast due to a lingering cold, and Foz is taking the car for a spin and will be hosting. I know you’re thinking it’ll be a car wreck (sorry to Foz for all of these car puns), but you’ll have to tune in to see. You have lots to listen to this week, so please enjoy!

William Milby, Brittney Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

Table of Contents

Beez’s Assassins Creed 2 woes (3:45)

Fable 2 spoilers courtesy of Jesse (7:05)

Superbowl discussion (8:50)

Gaming news (12:06)

Jesse’s struggles with growing a beard (28:35)

Beez’s response to Tommy Arashikage’s outrage (33:43)

Rumor of the week! (39:53)

Reader mail (45:00)

Bag of douche grits (1:06:04)

Britt is a pedophile (1:07:58)

Recommendations (1:21:06)

Blog of the week! (1:23:11)

Music Credits

Zyconix: In Game Music

Gem X 3: Puzzle 2

Sonic 2: Dream Pipe, OCRemix by DarkeSword

Wrath of the Demon: Tune 7

Wing Commander: Arc the Medieval

Final Fantasy VII: Climhazzard Rush, by Aluminum

n00bketeers Episode 11

Noob — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:10:07 +0000

Ahh, the return of normalcy, no more ridiculous editing time. Just three n00bs and a guest (Robert Haynes, Elrobo8 from the IGN blogs) this time. There was actually some news that was worthy of our attention this week, so in this episode you’ll see the return of that, plus our other segments such as Britts impressions of Tommy Boy (hmmm…) and our blog, and recommendations of the week.

Give a listen, you might find you like it

William Milby, Brittney Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

Table of Contents

Massachusettians? Massholes? (4:47)
Britt’s Uncharted Splurge (5:39)
Gaming News (11:11)
Where Can I Find Some Sailors? (17:37)
Beez’s Assless Chaps (27:45)
Britt’s Movie Review (28:30)
Reader Mail! (34:10)
Recommedations/Blog of the Week (51:22)
Britt and Foz sing the Happy 100th Song to BlindSight15 (58:10)
Our 1st Real iTunes Review from Katherine (59:06

Music Credits

Wings of Death: Level 1

Wonder Dog: Title Song

Duck Tales, Quest for Gold: Intro Song

Final Fantasy IX: Jammin’ Loneliness by NoppZ

Tetris: Tetris CheDDer by CheDDar Nardz

n00bketeers Episode 10!

Noob — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 04:56:31 +0000

I’m really glad you guys have given us the great support to get this far. We’re celebrating our 10th podcast buy doing some special segments, a truly epic and great top ten list. And not to mention, all the songs are chosen by listeners whom I asked to give their favorite song. So please give a listen. And don’t forget to watch Britts blog for our upcoming contest for real life prizes!

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

Table of Contents

Discussing our feelings to making it to ten (4:03)

What we’re playing (8:14)

Britt and Foz’s Peggle Rivalry (9:19)

Britt’s Movie Review (19:20)

Live Late Night Show with Fozzy! (24:15)

Top Ten Funniest Moments on the Podcast (43:25)

Reader Mail (1:11:49)

Recommendations (1:33:09)

Blog of the Week (1:35:50)

Music Credits

Never too Much, Luther Vandross

Brown Eyed Girl, Van Morrison

We are Men in Tights, The Men in Tights

Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd

Mr. Crowley, Ozzy Osbourne

Ding Dong Song, Gunther

Many of Horror, Biffy Clyro

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, composed by J.S. Bach, performed for Disneys Fantasia

n00bketeers Episode 9

Noob — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:55:43 +0000

Gee Wiz, we’ve already done almost ten episodes. This podcasting thing really goes quick when you’re having fun. Of course the fun is set to maximum this episode. We chuck news out the window (since there isn’t any) this episode, and give an extra long look at what’s coming this spring that interests us. Of course there is lots of good recommendations, topics and ramblings, including Britts second movie review. This time of the Mel Brooks classic, Spaceballs. So will she like it? Mel isn’t for everyone you know.

We also have a special guest this episode, Vagary.tv’s very own Aaron Thornton, though you might know him as Altoidyoda. Oh, and make sure to leave a comment saying you actually read this text intro, it would be much appreciated (wink).

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

Song List:

Intro: Amigamusic.com
Game: Xenon 2
Song: Title

Second song: Amigamusic.com
Game: Wonderdog
Song: Bunny Hop Meadow

Third song: Spaceballs soundtrack medley

Fourth song: Amigamusic.com
Artist: Zool (Amiga Music Demo)
Song: Sunset Mix

Fifth song: OCRemix.org by Mazedude
Game: Kid Icarus
Song: Funky Dungeon

Outro: OCRemix.org by Rueben Kee
Game: Metal Gear Solid
Song: Legend of the Snake

n00bketeers Episode 8

Noob — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 19:07:01 +0000

Holy Balls it’s another episode of the n00bketeers! So this week it’ll just be the original three n00bs talking about your latest gaming news. A few tidbits about the new Zelda time frame up, not to mention some interesting rumors regarding where the next Call of Duty games might be going. We also are introducing our first segment of Britts classic comedy movie reviews, this week, it’s Dumb and Dumber that’s getting some feedback from the Britt. This is also a special episode for music, all of it is supplied from OCRemix this time around.

So please sit back and enjoy.

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

Table of Contents:

Beez’s “Fantasy” Golf (2:10)
Reese’s Penis Butter (2:59)
Beez’s Time in Prison (4:08)
Gaming News (8:12)
Britt’s Movie Review of Dumb and Dumber (29:04)
Listener Mail! (34:50)
Gaming Recommendations! (52:30)
Blog of the Week (58:58)

n00bketeers Episode 7

Noob — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:53:11 +0000

The n00bs are back to kick of the new year with a bang. This go around it’s just Beez, Britt and the Foz, but that won’t keep us from keeping this episode funny and interesting. We cover amazing ground breaking video game news this week, such as a not very good top ten list from Famitsu, the MAG beta and our top 5 most anticipated games for the new year (k, that last one isn’t so relevant). So I hope you guys enjoy the new episode, and be expecting some great new guests in future podcasts.

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

Table of Contents:

Stalker MMO (3:11)
Gaming News (6:01)
MAG Beta (20:38)
Britt’s New Segment (25:47)
Top 5 Most Anticipated Games of the Year (30:34)
Beez’s Wife Makes a Ham Sandwich! (Must Watch!) (35:03)
Reader Mail! (43:45)
Gaming Recommedations (60:51)
Blog of the Week (64:20)
Snakpakk? Snarf Snarf! (66:32)

n00bketeers Episode 6 (Teh Drunken One)

Noob — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 22:04:58 +0000

Hey all, Merry Christmas, I hope this is just in time for you guys to enjoy this holiday season. I know it’s a little late but due to a heavy need of editing, this episode took a record amount of time to piece together. So please listen to this guest laden drunken podcast where the participants once a minute for an hour suck back on grampa’s cough medicine (beer). So welcome Derrick, Javi and Jeff as guests while Britt and Fozzy will be taking the normal hosting duties this go around.

Please to enjoy, and again, Merry Christmas!

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi

n00bketeers Episode 5 is live

Noob — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:59:25 +0000

Sorry for the pun. But anyway, the n00bs are back this week with a passion this week, we’re doing it quick and dirty with a shorter episode than normal. In fact, about have as long as the last one! We’ll be talking about the VGA’s including a little winner quiz since I (Beez) had not heard any of the results. Then of course some great recommendations and blogs of the week (all of which ended up being the same). So put your ears on for this one, and sit down for the long haul.

And don’t forget to listen through all the music, including the last full length song.

William Milby, Brittany Brombacher and Cyrus Fayazi