n00bketeers 125: I Wonder if I’d Get Hot Flashes.

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If you were looking for a hilarious episode of the n00bs then you have come to the right place. Unfortunately, if you were looking for an episode of the n00bs that involves lots of commentary on the latest gaming news than you may be disappointed. But I’m thinking that will be more than happy to hear Boots, Beez and Pigs laugh it up and catch up on DigiPen shenanigans. Continue reading →

n00bketeers 124: Hey You, With the Face!

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In this episode we talk about great pranks that you can pull on the mentally handi-capped and pre-pubescent girls. At the risk of sounding horribly insensitive, I will go ahead and say that that is not reflective of what actually takes … Continue reading →

n00bketeers 123: Blank Intro Cast

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Join us for an awesome & fun episode of the n00bketeers where we talk about everything from world war 3 to killer tornadoes!!!!!! Actually, we really just talk about Cadbury Eggs and Britt being unfortunately attracted to a bust of Garrus.

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n00bketeers 122: PS4 Chat

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Late, late, I know… But cut us some slack every once in a while (once in a while being several times a month). Boots and Beez attempt to entertain you with some intimate chatter about the PS4 and some rather fun listener mail. Enjoy! Continue reading →

n00bketeers 121: You Still Pay for That?!

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The Playstation 4 may be some of the biggest news this week, but it is just peanuts when you realize that the n00bs released an episode two weeks in a row! That’s right, all three are here to cram nonsense and gaming bloviation into your ears.

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n00bketeers 120: The Chantry

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This is most definitely a special episode, complete with limited edition skit at the beginning with all three n00bs. Britt, Beez and Boots talk all the recent news, recent gaming adventures and even answer a great reader mail question. Also, Boots is Alistair…

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William Milby, Brittney Brombacher, Jason Erixon and Tony Zuniga. Continue reading →

n00bketeers 119: Episode Fift… Err…

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Boots and Beez have a laid back conversation about what is new in the gaming space. Not much other than that. Although Beez definitely has some brain farts, so there’s that…

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William Milby, Brittney Brombacher, Jason Erixon and Tony Zuniga. Continue reading →

n00bketeers 118: EDI, the Cook!

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Hello 2013! We had a great show this past week and we were happy to have back our fourth n00b Singing_pigs. We got an enormous Digipen update, some talk about Hobbit shenanigans and also our picks for game of the year! Continue reading →

n00bketeers 117: The One Where the Pope Dies…

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Boots and Beez bring you the belated mayan apocolypse and Christmas cheer in this aptly named episode. We are happy to share our stories, and also quibble over the little dash of news that we could scrounge. Have a happy new year everyone!

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n00bketeers 116: The One Where Britt Dies…

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It’s official! Boots is now an official n00b, this surely means he will suddenly become way too busy and start slacking off and missing episodes. But hey, at least he’s no longer the humble intern n00b that he was formerly. The Bromb (britts sickly alter-ego) joins us as well, though it sounds like there were death rattles in her voice near the end. Continue reading →