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A Day Late: The Walking Dead: Save The Last One

Despite its title, The Walking Dead has never really been about zombies. Sure they are a catalyst for many of the events that happen but they themselves are not where the real horror lies. No, the real horror of The Walking Dead is seeing what the people end up doing to each other in order to survive themselves. The latest episode, Save the Last One, hits this idea it out of the park, possibly more than any other episode save the original pilot.

Carl is still in dire straits as he awaits the medical equipment needed to safely operate on him. Shane, who has said equipment, is trapped in a high school by a horde of walkers. And Sophia is still missing which is heavily impacting her mother, Carol, and in turn the rest of the group on the highway. Unlike the last episode, some of these situations get resolved by the end of the episode, some do not and in the process other issues manifest themselves.

While the events that take place in this episode push the overall plot forward, what this episode does exceptionally well is explore the characters’ inner workings. There are two conversations in particular that really stood out for me, the first was between Rick and Lori as they discuss Carl’s fate and if they should let him slip from this world peacefully or not. The other is between Daryl and Andrea as they traipse through the forest looking for Sophia. Both conversations add depth to the characters and the situations they are in. Daryl in particular has begun to shine as one of the best characters in the series, currently having surpassed Dale as my favorite non-lead.

Much of the episode is spent on conversations but about 1/3 of it is devoted to Shane’s ordeal in the high school. Shane has always been a multifaceted character who was hard to get a grasp on in terms of what his motivations are. At times he is heroic and at others he is callous and does things that ultimately best benefit him.  This episode gets the best of both worlds out of him and his character becomes even more dynamic because of the events that take place. Shane is an enigma and a wonderful one at that.

Every show stumbles at some point but what this episode did was show everyone that The Walking Dead can get back up. The production team still knows what makes The Walking Dead so special and that is something to smile at.

5* out of 5

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A Day Late: Once Upon A Time: The Thing You Love Most

One of the most enjoyable aspects of the pilot episode of Once Upon a Time was the intertwining of backstory told in the fairytale world and exploring the current happenings of the real world through Emma. I was afraid this dynamic was going to lose its effectiveness being as the pilot so expertly laid out the premise for the show and that there would be very little reason to continue to transport us to the fantasy land. Thankfully I was wrong in my assumption and this would happen.

The second episode of the new series delves into the backstory of the Evil Queen while also laying more groundwork with Emma and Henry in the real world. The fantasy side of the story reveals the nature of the curse that the Evil Queen puts on everyone resulting in them ending up in Storybrook and forgetting who they are. Disney fans were given a wonderful treat as the Evil Queen confronts and ultimately has a battle with the witch Malificent.

In the real world Emma is still trying to come to grips with the tale that Henry has spun for her. While the show still suffers from the fact that the audience knows everything Henry states is true, this episode does a good job exploring Henry’s psyche and how Emma plans on tiptoeing around what could be a crazy person.

Henry’s adoptive mother, who is also the Mayor of Storybrook as well as the Evil Queen, plots against Emma at every turn and the rivalry that is forming between the two is quite well done. Most of this can be attributed to the characters respective actresses, Lana Parrilla (Evil Queen) and Jennifer Morrison (Emma) play off of each other beautifully and the tug of war between the two characters for Henry’s well-being is amazingly fun.

Once Upon a Time is doing a solid job of telling an engaging story. It is wonderfully over the top but this type of story needs to be. I am still quite skeptical on how far the premise can take the series but for right now I am more than happy to just enjoy the ride.

4* out of 5

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A Day Late: Once Upon A Time

Once Upon a Time, four simple words that hold the power to unlock the doors to lands of mystical wonderment. Lands filled with evil witches, giant dragons, charming princes and beautiful princesses who almost always need saving. Those four words are a gateway to adventure and for many children, an escape from the harsh realities of our adult world. ABC hopes those four words will be something else as well, an invitation to sit down in front of their television every Sunday night to watch their newest series, a fantastical tale of displaced fairytale characters.

Once Upon a Time kicks off with the iconic scene of the Huntsman coming to find Snow White encased in a glass tomb only to give her a kiss that awakens her, breaking the evil Queen’s spell. Having everyone live happily ever after in the opening moments of a new television series does not make for longevity though and the Queen vows to have her vengeance on Snow White.

Meanwhile in the real world the show stars Jennifer Morrison, best know for her role as Dr. Cameron on House, as Emma Swan. Emma is a loner who on her birthday wishes for some company and magically a young boy appears at her door. That boy, Henry (Jared Gilmore), claims to be her son that she gave up 10 years ago and he also claims that his hometown is filled with storybook characters that just don’t know they are storybook characters and that Emma is the one to help them get back.

The concept for the series is fantastic and there were seemingly a ton of different directions this show could have went but for better or worse, Once Upon a Time went the safe route. Instead of slowly building audiences up to the fact that Henry is indeed telling the truth, they intertwine the fairytale story with the real world story so nothing is left in doubt. Undoubtedly this approach makes for a more accessible show for families but it feels like so much potential was wasted to go that route. But family friendly it is and to be honest, that is a good thing. There are too few shows that children can watch with their parents and have both enjoy on equal footing.

Once Upon a Time falters a bit here and there, mostly with the acting being overly melodramatic in the fantasy setting but for the most part it hits the notes one would want from a fairytale based television show. Will Once Upon a Time have a happy ending? It is too early to tell but this pilot lays a solid groundwork for something special. Hopefully they can build on that because Once Upon a Time offers something that is different from everything else on television and that is always a good thing.

4* out of 5

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A Day Late: The Walking Dead: Bloodletting

The best episodes of The Walking Dead have been the ones that focus not on the zombies but rather on the people. This is because its greatest strength as a television show is making it about the people who are still living instead of their undead counterparts. There are feelings to be hurt, alliances to be formed and backs to be stabbed, all of this, of course being possible because drama is manufactured between living beings. This is why it is funny that the latest episode of the show focuses on these aspects but for the first time really falters in its execution.

Instead of picking up where the season premier left off, the show kicks off with a flashback to before the zombie apocalypse, where Lori finds out that Rick has been shot. Before Lori finds out viewers get a glimpse into her frame of mind and the state of Lori and Rick’s marriage, but instead of offering an insight into their relationship it further clouds the already tense waters between Lori, Rick, and Shane. It also fails to have an emotional resonance between what is happening in the present, as Rick carries his son to a nearby farmhouse seeking medical aid.

With the group split in two, the episode bounces between both factions. In the past this has been done with relative ease, with both sides getting some solid development time. This episode tries to play off the fact that both groups are worrying about children but only Rick’s side carries any weight because viewers know the gravity of Carl’s situation. Every moment spent on the other group, felt like a moment wasted to actually develop Rick into a multifaceted character. Lost in all the issues surrounding the children are Dale and T-Dog; neither character is given much screen time and what screen time they have is wasted on trying to lay the ground work for some racial tension later.

Not all was off with this episode though as the show finally introduces some new characters into the mix and fans of the comic series must have been smiling at a certain line dropped by newly met Herchel (Scott Wilson) foreshadowing future events that are soon to come. There is also one very fun zombie kill, by Daryl and some tense zombie moments at the end of the episode involving Shane.

Character driven episodes like this generally have two purposes, the first obviously being to further develop the characters and the second to set up some future action. This episode faltered on its first purpose but maybe the eventual payoffs will be well worth it. Being as this episode was called Bloodletting maybe this was just a therapeutic expunging of some bad blood and not an indication of things to come.

3* out of 5

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A Day Late: The Walking Dead: What Lies Ahead

If you are anything like me you have been waiting with unbridled anticipation for the start of Season Two of The Walking Dead but that anticipation is tainted by a hint of dread that the offseason drama that surrounded the series would hurt the overall quality of the product. Would the initial vision and spirit of the series continue? Or would The Walking Dead become just another television series that faltered after its promising start? I suppose it is aptly fitting then that the name of the first episode of the second season is, “What Lies Ahead”.

Moving out of zombie occupied Atlanta and into the Georgia countryside, the group hits a snag as Dale’s (Jeffrey DeMunn) RV radiator hose goes bad in the middle of a cluttered highway. Seeing an opportunity to scavenge for supplies in the highway graveyard while the repairs are made, the group spreads out and like clockwork that is when the zombies show up. And the first zombie appearing on screen was when it actually hit me that The Walking Dead was back.

Immediately after the first zombie, I inched closer to my screen and my palms started to sweat. Would they make it out unscathed or would someone unexpectedly “bite” it in the opening moments? This question and more raced through my head as the tension continued to rise in the extended length opening sequence and when things finally set off, I was squealing like a little girl.

Few shows build and support tension like The Walking Dead does and the opening sequence of this episode further accentuated that point. But as important as tension is in a horror themed show, none of it works if the characters are not well portrayed and this is where The Walking Dead so very much excels.

An early complaint against the series was that, outside of series lead Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln), no character had any, well… character. Personally, I feel this complaint is dead wrong. In fact, I would go the opposite direction and say that every character in the series is more multifaceted than Grimes. Every character in the series, except Grimes, has ulterior motivations and this allows the series to play characters off of each other at different points in time allowing for a deeper conflict than just the ever present zombie horde.

The Walking Dead is a perfect mix of character drama and horror and if one side were to begin to overshadow the other the series would be in danger. It was a legitimate concern for me, and many others, coming into this season but after “What Lies Ahead”, I feel confident that it will continue to be one of the best and most unique shows on television today.

5/5

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Why You Should Be Watching “Breaking Bad”

 

“Breaking Bad” is the best drama currently playing out on television.  “The Shield” is (and likely always will be) my favorite show of all time, but “Breaking Bad” has filled the Shield-sized hole in my heart.  It was first recommended to me by a friend, after the first two seasons had already aired.  After watching the pilot, which immediately drew me in, I burned through those seasons, and now I wait with desperate anticipation for each new episode of the show, currently in its fourth season.  In a word, like “The Shield,” “Breaking Bad” can best be described as intense.

 

The basic premise is compelling, but you have no idea how much so when it’s brought to life by sharp writing, acting, and direction.  Walter White (Bryan Cranston) is a high school chemistry who is diagnosed with terminal cancer and decides to cook meth to leave his family money when he dies.  He recruits one of his former students, high school dropout Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) as a partner, because as he says in the pilot, “I know the chemistry, and you know the business.”  Little does he know the trouble that decision will inspire down the road.

 

It’s a show for those who love nail-biting suspense, but that suspense is made palpable by great characters worth caring about bolstered by award-winning performances.  Walter White’s transformation from mild-mannered high school teacher to calculating criminal sociopath (complete with an alter ego named “Heisenberg”) is devilishly fun.  Cranston sheds whatever image he created on “Malcolm in the Middle” and quickly embodies a total badass, who still wears glasses and khakis and whose old identity still shines through with stiff, dorky mannerisms; he won three Emmys in a row for the role, and deservedly so.  Underrated in comparison but equally as skilled, and perhaps more subtly nuanced, is Paul’s performance as Jesse Pinkman.  He is a young drug addict, but he has a good heart, and he isn’t suited for the line of work they embark on together.  The show never has to tell you this information with an expository speech from Jesse; Paul conveys it with his face and behaviors.  The surrogate father-and-son dynamic between Walt and Jesse forms the heart of the show.  Jesse knows there is no turning back from the choices he makes, and Walt feels guilty and responsible for putting him in that position, all while never losing focus on the business.

 

The supporting cast is equally as strong and often as fun to watch.  The weakest links are probably Walt’s family and Jesse’s friends, who start off as underdeveloped and evolve into background noise or mildly annoying background noise.  Jesse’s friends are caricatures and probably my least favorite part of the show, but they can sometimes provide comic relief or source of tension.  Walt’s wife and physically disabled son are mostly there to provide a reason for his actions, but his wife, Skyler (Anna Gunn), has slowly grown on me, despite her driving most fans nuts.

The best part of the supporting cast is the colorful criminals they run into in the business.  Giancarlo Esposito plays Gus, probably the smoothest criminal to grace any screen, large or small, a kingpin who launders his money through a fast food franchise.  Gus’ muscle, Mike, is played by Jonathan Banks, in a performance so natural I wouldn’t be surprised if he was an ex-convict in real life.  He is absolutely convincing as a stone-cold killer. 

And no discussion of the supporting cast (or the show in general) would be complete without discussing Walt’s sister-in-law, Marie (Betsy Brandt), a nosey kleptomaniac, and her husband Hank (Dean Norris), a D.E.A. agent who will surely catch on to Walt’s criminal enterprise in the end.  They represent an immediate danger constantly lurking in the background.  Hank starts out as a thinly sketched meathead and slowly grows in a fully realized, extremely likable character.  He is so likable that I almost want him to succeed, even if that means taking out (or at least arresting) the show’s main characters.      

 

“Breaking Bad” certainly has its own style, which sets it apart from peers and makes each episode feel like a mini-movie.  Its heavily stylized presentation could be called Southwestern with an emphasis on Western.  The show always features a strong color palette and minimalist music score that imbues the show with a sense of foreboding.  A lingering suspense permeates the entire show, even during the quiet moments, but especially the beginning and end of episodes, each of which rarely end on nothing short of a cliffhanger.  And while the show is positively serious drama in nature, it marinates in a dark sense of humor.  The opening scene of the pilot features Walter running from the cops in his underwear, but that is definitely on the light-hearted end of the spectrum. The show’s perverse sense of humor is established not long after in a scene involving acid, a tub, and a corpse. 

Without spoiling anything too much, creator Vince Gilligan has stated from the beginning that he intends “Breaking Bad” to have a narrative arc similar to “Scarface,” or in other words, most GTA games, where a nobody becomes a criminal and rises through the ranks to kingpin.  In its fourth season, the show is still only approaching the peak of that arc.  I can’t wait for the downfall.  If you haven’t jumped on the roller coaster of a show yet, consider this your ticket to ride.

 

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A Look Back At Smallville

During my freshman year in high school, the pilot for Smallville aired on the then WB network.  Growing up as a Marvel fan I didn’t have very high hopes for Smallville, but I did tune in for the first episode.  Much to my surprise I found that I really enjoyed the show, and moreover found that I really liked Superman.  Advancing from the “Freak of the week” story lines, to more in depth stories like Bizarro, Zod, Doomsday and Darkseid; Smallville covered a lot of ground.  What really made the show work for me was the cast, Tom Welling (Clark Kent), Kristen Kreuk (Lana Lang), Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor) and Allison Mack(Chloe Sullivan) were the meat of the stories, but they were also backed up by many other outstanding actors such as Anette O’Toole (Martha Kent), John Glover (Lionel Luthor) and John Schneider (Jonathan Kent); and of course Erica Durance (Lois Lane), Cassidy Freeman (Tess Mercer) and Justin Hartley (Oliver Queen/Green Arrow). This is what kept me tuning in, and why it became part of my weekly routine.  It was also neat in a way to “grow up” with Superman, when the series began Clark Kent just begins high school and I progressed along through the grades at the same time.  I don’t believe I was conscious of this then, but looking back what an amazing ride it has been.  With the show coming to an end after 10 years, I have a lot of thoughts on the finale.  If you haven’t seen it, and you are a Smallville fan then you definitely need to see it.

*** There be spoilers here! ***

We pick up in the Darkseid story Arch of season 10.  Darkseid has brought his home planet Apokolips hurling towards Earth and has turned most of the world into a dark and evil place.  Clark and Louis have some touching moments going through their pre-wedding jitters, sharing their vows and overcoming their doubts.  Clark talks to Martha who is now able to see Jonathan everywhere she goes, but they both are sad that Clark can no longer see him as he has let go of his past.  On the wedding day Oliver possessed by darkness attempts to slip Clark a gold cryptonite ring that would essentially render Clark human forever.  Chloe notices the ring just in time and saves the day, while Clark battles Oliver and eventually relinquishes the darkness inside of him.  Tess is intercepted by some people in suits while trying to warn Clark about Apokolips, and we later once again meet alternate reality Lionel who informes Tess he needs her heart for another Lex clone she did not know of.  In the end she shoots lionel and makes her escape.  Darkseid comes and makes a deal with Lionel, in exchange for Lionel’s soul he will let Lex live – finally, the return of Lex!  Clark comes to the Luthor mansion to find Tess, but instead he finds Lex.  Lex informs Clark that a person is measured by the greatness of their rival, and how Clark was always one step ahead of them.  Clark apologizes to Lex for not being able to save him, and that he will always be there to stop him; to which Lex responds, “I’m counting on it”.  Tess later confronts Lex and is murdered by him, as she dies she touches Lex’ face with a neurotoxin that erases all of his memories, putting us back into the regular Superman universe where Lex is unaware of Superman’s identity.  Lex then goes to the window, completely confused to watch the impending end of the world.  Lois realizes that the President is going to attempt to Nuke Apokolips but also knows that this will just rain down nuclear fallout and kill millions of people, she steals a media pass from the politics correspondence and boards a plane with the president.  Darkseid now confronts Clark in the form of Lionel Luthor and tells Clark that it has been centuries since anyone was able to stop him, and that Clark is the darkness so he must be destroyed.  As Clark is hurled backward by Darkseid, he is frozen in time for a moment as he hears the words of Jonathan Kent that he must listen to Jor-El now.  Jor-El brings him to the fortress and shows the past 10 years of Clark’s life to him, these were his trails and this is what made him Superman.  Cut back to Clark frozen in air where we see him hovering for a moment before finally taking flight and smashing through Darkseid.  He then flies to the fortress where Jor-El reminds him that his powers may be of his blood, but his time in Smallville is what made him the man he became.  There is a loud rumbling in the fortress and we see the suit emerge, within a Crystal.  As Clark turns around he sees Jonathan holding the suit, and gives his final words of wisdom, “Always hold on to Smallville.”  With that Clark flies out of the fortress and puts the suit on, speeding to Lois to save her. Clark adjusts the plane Lois is on with the president and then flies up into the sky past all of the citizens of Metropolis, this act alone gives them enough hope to free them from the darkness and he hurls Apokolips into the sky.  We then move ahead several years and we see Chloe reading the a Superman comic to her son, who is implied to be the son of her and Oliver.  Jimmy Olson, the younger brother of the other “Jimmy” is now working at the planet and Clark and Lois have their quirky office relationship now.  Clark hears over the radio of a big incident going on and he runs up to the rooftop, removes his suit and reveals the Superman suit underneath.  With that, 10 years has now concluded.

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That is an overall summary of the final 2 hours of Smallville, and in many ways what a fantastic way for it to come to an end.  I was a little disappointed we didn’t get any good shots of Clark in the suit as the scenes were all CG.  I have read it was because the suit didn’t fit him, but I don’t know if that is true.  I was also disappointed with Michael Rosenbaum, I could immediately tell his head was covered with a bald cap because he had an alien shaped head; also his performance wasn’t nearly as strong as it used to be when he portrayed Lex; though overall I was happy to see him return.  I was bummed that Tess was killed off as Cassidy Freeman did a terrific job over the past few years to fill the shoes of Rosenbaum.  High points in the episode for me, were pretty obvious.  Seeing the story of Clark and Lois play out was very sweet.  Obviously seeing Clark finally fly and wear the suit were huge as well.  I loved the episode overall, but felt there was some fluff in the place where better things couldn’t have been written by the staff.  I forgive them though.  It has been an incredible 10 years, and I own seasons 1-9 in some format (DVD/Bluray) – I am sad to see Smallville end and am very grateful to everyone that made it what it was.  To all my fellow Smallville fans, I leave you with the same words Jonathan Kent delivered to Clark, “Always hold on to Smallville!”

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Look, Up in The Sky! A Look Back at Smallville

As some of my earlier posts have hinted at, I am a bit of a comic book fan. A good portion of my childhood was spent reading what I thought were current issues of Batman from the city library and watching animated series such as Paul Dini’s Batman and the Spider-Man series. Since then, they have been replaced by shows such as The Spectacular Spider-Man and Young Justice, but my love of comics remains the same. DC, Marvel, or whoever, it does not matter to me so much as it maintains a great pedigree that devoted fans expect.

The only thing better than reading comic books is watching them. There is nothing better than being a six-year-old boy and watching superheroes fight bad guys and save the day. Joel Schumacher’s Batman run, as embarrassed as I am to admit, got me hooked, but movies like Spider-Man kept me coming back.

As I got older and prices for movies increased, I began to wonder why there weren’t live action versions of heroes to watch from the comfort of my home. When Smallville first came on the air, it was very different from what I was expecting. Rather than Superman kicking butt and looking like a roided out gentleman, I saw a boy scout who complained about his powers rather than using them like a hero should. From that point on, I skipped the television run of each Smallville season up until the reportedly famous Justice League episode. That episode made me interested in Smallville again; I braced myself for the eighth season, wondering if it would leave a bad taste in my mouth. It was not entirely without its faults, but it was damn good start to showing Clark’s real evolution into the Man of Steel. Even Sam Witwer as Doomsday was something I enjoyed, though the ultimate reveal of Jimmy Olsen was basically a slap to the face to everyone who watched him since his first appearance on the show. Season nine set a pretty high bar, with a great storyline featuring Zod and an even greater two-hour special with the Justice Society that was nothing short of awesome.


Now here we are at season 10, the Final Season. The show has a few episodes left before it hits the big two-hour finale, and then it is gone for good. Honestly, I am not sure what to feel. Is it supposed to be pride, since it is presumably the longest running live action portrayal of a superhero to date? Anticipation, since recent events hint at a certain Kryptonian clone’s possible solo series? Anger at how the show spent nearly seven seasons worth of piddling about before they realized that the whole goal of a Superman story is have Kal-El become Superman?


Smallville may not be the most evenly paced superhero show, or the most consistent in terms of quality, but it is a great one nonetheless. The impact that it has made will not go unnoticed even after its impending end. DC and Marvel both have properties they can make in the same formula, and they both undoubtedly will, but nothing will beat the original Red-Blue Blur.

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A Week Late: Young Justice Review (Independence Day)

The dawn of the superhero has come and gone, and while it seems like some of us are done watching famous actors play our childhood heroes with campy dialogue and hit-or-miss CG work, television doesn’t have the same problem. Depending on the comic, they have thousands upon thousands of characters, universes, and story arcs to play with and no publisher knows this better than DC. Justice League set the bar, but other shows such as The Batman and Teen Titans have failed to meet up to expectations. Enter Young Justice, a new animated DC cartoon based on the comic of the same name. Its premise of sidekicks who want to step into the spotlight is intriguing and luckily, for the show and fans of the comic, these sidekicks deserve to be called heroes.

 

At a time where superheroes are fairly new to the world, the Justice League are active and constantly in the spotlight, to the excitement of the populace. Their sidekicks, on the other hand, are becoming more and more irritated with the lack of responsibility given, and its here where Young Justice starts. Robin, Aqualad, Speedy, and Kid Flash– the apprentices of Batman, Aquaman, Green Arrow, and The Flash, respectively– think they’re finally getting to be a part of the League after years of hand holding and training. When they get quite the opposite, they decide enough’s enough; Speedy leaves Green Arrow’s side permanently, and the other sidekicks go out on their own to investigate a fire at Project Cadmus. To spoil the rest would ruin all the fun, but I will say that Young Justice definitely taps into the troubles of its young protagonists. Though some more time is needed to prove their claims of ridiculous hand holding, they do come off as human relatively well with smart dialogue and voice acting (Robin’s voice, done by Jesse McCartney, may be incredibly off-putting to some).

 

If you were upset by the anime-inspired look of the Teen Titans series, you should be more than happy with Young Justice’s animation style. Characters look and move realistic and the fight scenes look real and convincing; when Superboy punches Aqualad, it looks like it has impact to it. The show doesn’t forget that the main characters all have senses of humor as well; Kid Flash’s inability to properly stop himself after speeding and Robin’s questions about why anyone isn’t ever “whelmed” are solid attempts at humor.

There’s a small line near the end of the premiere where Superboy tells some members of the Justice League, “It’s simple. Get on board, or get out-of-the-way.” And that’s kind of how Young Justice is getting it’s point across; either you like it or you don’t. With that said, its hard to imagine this show stumbling after putting out such an impressive premiere.

Score: 5 out of 5

This review was originally published following the one hour premiere of Young Justice in November 2010. The series will air new episodes starting this Friday, January 21.

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TV Review: The Cape

Hoping to continue the “success” that came with Heroes back in 2006, NBC has launched The Cape, a new superhero show set in the same vein as Batman and Daredevil, ordinary men doing extraordinary things.  The series kicked off with a two-hour premiere this past Sunday, January 9. While it may be too early to say for certain, this show seems like it will be dead within a month.

The Cape starts off with Palm City detective/family man Vince Faraday stumbling onto a massive conspiracy involving a villain named Chess and a mysterious substance called L9.  After discovering that Chess is also funding the city’s new police force and responsible for L9, Vince is framed and left for dead. Following that, Vince gets rescued by a group of traveling circus freaks led by Keith David (and one seriously pissed off midget) that have special abilities and go around robbing banks, in their off time.   Vince, who we are supposed to believe is a straight cop no matter what, lets the circus people use his ID card to commit crimes and expects something in return.  Of course, the blame cannot be set entirely on his shoulders; not when the guy who framed Vince and sent some guards to shoot and kill him did not think about deleting his name from the mainframe. After that, Keith David and the carnies decided to teach Vince some of their special abilities so he can take vengeance and save the city as THE CAPE–FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY.  HE WILL SHOW THAT ONE MAN CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

The description above covers the first half hour of episode one. Following that we see Vince in fight with Scales, who is essentially a toned down version of Batman villain, Killer Croc, as played by Vinnie Jones. After the fight Vince crosses paths with Orwell a mysterious blogger who is trying to show the citizens of Palm City the corrupt cops (Orwell is played by Summer Glau, in a terribly underused and underdeveloped role).  Orwell and Vince develop an alliance in what amounts to about 20 seconds of airtime.  The episode ends after a scene where Vince tries out dressing up and talks with his son about the saving Keith from thugs.

If there is one positive thing I can say about The Cape, it’s that it definitely has the potential to be something cool. Think the origin of Robin mixed with a little bit of Daredevil and Iron Man, but it is tarnished thanks to some cheesy dialogue and overacting from the most prominent character.  David Lyons apparently didn’t get the memo that this show is intended to be cheesy in an early comic book TV show sort of way, so he tries to find a balance between Spider-Man one-liners and gruff Batman toughness that makes him seem more like a guy who is trying to emulate a superhero rather than a real one.

The rest of the cast seems to try and outdo each other in terms of hamming it up and full-level parody archetypes. However, they all lose to Keith David, who seems to realize how screwed the show is going to end up. The villains do all seem like they would fit in some comic book universe. The aforementioned Chess in particular would fit well with Marvel’s Ultimate Universe.   The last thing that I will touch on is how incredibly invincible most of these characters seem. I am not a real stickler for realism, but some of the stuff these guys pushes all the laws of the universe. Last I checked, no one learned how to catch knives with their hands or a freaking cape.  Nor did they learn how to jump out of what appeared to be at least a 20-story building, land on a car, and still come back looking like they only suffered a minor cough.

To be frank, there is literally nothing about The Cape to draw you in.  A show that sounded cool on paper ended up being crap wiped up with the paper.  After recent cartoons like Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes and Young Justice, comic and TV fans know what to expect out of superhero shows, and this is not it.  Overall, it feels like something that should have been made back when Joel Schumacher did the Batman films; the only thing that is missing on The Cape are the perky nipples.

Score: 1 out of 5