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n00bketeers 129: I’m a Gho00-o-0–0o-oo-0st

By , July 24, 2013 0

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I (beez) sincerely apologize for this episode coming out couple weeks after it was recorded, but when you are on vacation you tend to shove things like this onto the back-burner. This is just a good ol’, classic n00bs with your hosts, Britt, Boots and Beez. Thanks for waiting!

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n00bketeers 128: The Unbiased E3 Episode

By , June 14, 2013 0

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E3, that is all…

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n00bketeers 127: Beez’s Sasuage Fest

By , June 9, 2013 0

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We have a new official n00bs email, please send future emails to beezssasuagefest@gmail.com. Yes, Britt misspelled it… which makes it better, much better. Well, the n00bs mostly just tackle all the E3 shenanigans that are upcoming. And of course we also talk about Vagina Dentata, so there’s that…

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n00bketeers 126: Xbox One (not to be confused with the Xbox One)

By , May 25, 2013 0

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Welcome to the first ever n00bketeers with all four current n00bs on at the same time! Do not expect this to happen again, ever. This episode is all about Xbox One and nothing but Xbox One (except for, you know… other stuff). So enjoy us blabbering on about something that is largely still in the dark. Continue reading

n00bketeers 125: I Wonder if I’d Get Hot Flashes.

By , April 26, 2013 0

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If you were looking for a hilarious episode of the n00bs then you have come to the right place. Unfortunately, if you were looking for an episode of the n00bs that involves lots of commentary on the latest gaming news than you may be disappointed. But I’m thinking that will be more than happy to hear Boots, Beez and Pigs laugh it up and catch up on DigiPen shenanigans. Continue reading

n00bketeers 124: Hey You, With the Face!

By , April 12, 2013 0

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In this episode we talk about great pranks that you can pull on the mentally handi-capped and pre-pubescent girls. At the risk of sounding horribly insensitive, I will go ahead and say that that is not reflective of what actually takes … Continue reading

n00bketeers 123: Blank Intro Cast

By , March 22, 2013 0

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Join us for an awesome & fun episode of the n00bketeers where we talk about everything from world war 3 to killer tornadoes!!!!!! Actually, we really just talk about Cadbury Eggs and Britt being unfortunately attracted to a bust of Garrus.

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n00bketeers 122: PS4 Chat

By , March 8, 2013 0

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Late, late, I know… But cut us some slack every once in a while (once in a while being several times a month). Boots and Beez attempt to entertain you with some intimate chatter about the PS4 and some rather fun listener mail. Enjoy! Continue reading

n00bketeers 121: You Still Pay for That?!

By , February 8, 2013 0

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The Playstation 4 may be some of the biggest news this week, but it is just peanuts when you realize that the n00bs released an episode two weeks in a row! That’s right, all three are here to cram nonsense and gaming bloviation into your ears.

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n00bketeers 120: The Chantry

By , February 1, 2013 0

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This is most definitely a special episode, complete with limited edition skit at the beginning with all three n00bs. Britt, Beez and Boots talk all the recent news, recent gaming adventures and even answer a great reader mail question. Also, Boots is Alistair…

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William Milby, Brittney Brombacher, Jason Erixon and Tony Zuniga. Continue reading