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The very fact that we have gotten to episode 50 blows my mind, but here we are over a year later and I personally feel we are going stronger than ever, and having lots of fun at the same time. As for the this episode, half of it is consumed by Britts attempt the worlds busiest week. As for Worlds fill in the blank records that are set, we also talk about some dumb record that the Japanese are flaunting as something cool. But back to things that matter, we give away two downloads of the Humble Indie Bundle as well as talk about the kinect giveaway Vagary.tv is doing. Continue reading →

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On this, the 3rd Friday of January, the 3 n00bketeers have 3 things to tell you about the 3DS: 1) Britt will spend whatever it takes to get one, and has probably already spent it somehow, 2) Beez will at least use his hard-earned Best Buy store credit to get it, and 3) singing_pigs, predictably, doesn’t care. Yes it’s a glut of 3DS news for you wonderful listeners this week. Aren’t you in for a treat! Continue reading →

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Consider yourself lucky, listeners. This episode was about 7 billion years in the making, since Audacity decided to explode Britt’s audio file into over 1000 pieces. Okay the 7 billion years part was exaggerating. 1000 pieces? Not so much. Fortunately Beez busted out the Elmer’s glue so you could get the chance to hear them and singing_pigs talk about games as services or products, iPhone on Verizon and hacked PS3s. Continue reading →

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Rich George, IGN’s resident Nintendo expert, is our guest this week which can only mean one thing: terrible audio quality! Yeah so we had to record from his iPhone again but fortunately Rich is our favoritest, so we won’t hold it against him. Along with him the whole crew of Beez, Britt and the Pig are back together to talk about 2011 predictions, health benefits of the 3DS and all of the stunning, magical, invigorating announcements of CES so far. (Hint: the announcements are none of those things.) Continue reading →

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Yes, for some reason singing_pigs decided it would be a good idea to go on vacation all week and not tell anyone until it was time to record. Jerk. So Beez and Britt are left all on their lonesome to ring in the New Year with talk of 2010 lists, what they got for Christmas, and your wonderful, wonderful emails. Continue reading →

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Firstly we would like to apologize for Beezball’s audio quality. You can rest assured that he has been…”taken care of” for his error. In the meantime you can listen in as he, along with Britt and Pigs, discuss a new (?) Dreamcast game, Neo-Geo on the PSN, and Thrustmaster’s new racing wheel. Continue reading →

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Join the trio in this week’s episode as Beez manages to avoid talking about GT5 for the duration of the podcast, singing_pigs completely fails to avoid ranting about Heavy Rain’s story, and Britt returns to keep them in line. We also talk about new Gears of War rumors, new Halo rumors, new PS3 game rumors, and maybe some actual news. Continue reading →

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It’s just Beez and Pigs this week, providing for you an intellectual chat that’s as warm and soothing as pumpkin pie by the fire. Yeah. I tried to make that sound not awkward, but you know. Heavy Rain, Canadians, American Top Gear and OnLive are among the topics of thoughtful discussion to lovingly caress your listening ears. I’ve abandoned the whole not-awkward thing by now.
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Here we are. It’s just another ordinary week, where we put out just another ordinary podcast…OR IS IT?? (*dramatic music*) Ladies and gentlemen change is in the air for The n00bketeers! We’ve got a brand new website at http://n00bketeers.com, new icons, a new podcast jingle, and a new lease on life! And of course, Beez, Britt and singing_pigs are here to soothe your gaming news needs as we discuss the really for-reals real GT5 date, a new Fancy Pants game, and Bizarre shutting down. Continue reading →

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That’s the n00b pledge: to deliver a streamlined, professional experience to you every week. EVERY WEEK. Of course we might slip from time to time…or every week…but our pledge remains. It’s the thought that counts. This week, Beez, Britt and the Pig bring news of the interactive comic intro for Mass Effect 2, Call of Duty with “space marines”, and some car thing. We also talk about Hook, for whatever reason. Continue reading →

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