Chris’s Chronicles: Rogue Galaxy 003

Chris’s Chronicles is an ongoing set of game logs by our Reviews Editor, Chris Scott as he plows through a game from yesteryear that has been sitting on his shelf gathering dust. His first batch of chronicles is with Level 5′s role-playing game Rogue Galaxy on the Playstation 2.

Hour Three

Exploring Endor is not nearly as exciting as one would hope. Surprisingly there are a lot of well-developed pathways and making out way through the jungle growth couldn’t be easier. However getting to the main village here is a giant pain in the ass as the natives have tried to block visitors from easily getting there. Additional to the unnatural obstacles blocking out way, Endor is home to a variety of fantastical wildlife including but not limited to giant angry gorillas, walking tree stumps and talking frogs.

While trying to make our way to the main village we came across two eccentric individuals living on their own. The first liked to collect junk but we did nab a NES power glove from him, something I’ve long been looking for. The second liked to make homemade bombs. Both struck me as complete nutters that should be locked up for the protection of others. However, both did point us in the right direction. Unfortunately what they failed to do was tell us we needed special tickets to get into Disney.

Upon being turned away at the gate for not having a ticket, we walked to a small lake with a waterfall. There we saw a beautiful Amazon and her little friend taking a bath. Being the pervs we are, we jumped behind a bush to get a better look at them as they splashed in the water. Turns out they weren’t bathing and that one of them was in kindergarten, which made me feel pretty gross. That feeling only got worse as the little one got attacked by a giant frog and we then had to put it down.

Funny enough the giant frog was the friend of a smaller frog that has the ability to talk. Between Gigantor the frog and Talky, I am beginning to think that a major corporation has dumped some really bad stuff into the water here. It would explain the weirdos we met earlier. Anyway, after saving the little girl from certain doom, her guardian gave us the tickets we needed and Talky decided to team up with us being as we killed his best friend, because you know… that seems logical.

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Author: Chris Scott View all posts by
Chris is the Reviews Editor here at Vagary as well as the co-host of The Perfectly Sane Show and the Movie Dudes podcast.He is long time gamer and film fan that also happens to be full of opinions and a desire to share them with others, even if you don't want to hear them.